Yes indeed indubitably back on the two wheeled steeds we be.
After our chill-time-hang-sesh hiatus off the bikes we’re back at it again.
Here is the video recap for the month:
https://youtu.be/VcCbwC5xz4U
A bit of a disclaimer: We are so grateful to everyone who donated for our return flight. We fly back in the beginning of August. We leave from São Paulo, Brazil and will be landing in Orlando, Florida. From there we are going to be making our way up the east coast and then eventually out west. There was a bit of confusion and some people thought the adventure had ended but we’re still traveling south for another 5 months before we return. On that note it’s weird to think of the return as a set date but we’re excited for the change and to see all of y’all.
After some decompression and reorientation at the Casa de Ciclistas in Medellin, we felt ready to hit the road again. We headed south on a route recommended to us by Manuel, the main man from the casa de ciclistas. He likes going off the beaten path so we knew were in for something “fun”. On the highway, at the top of a trying hill, we ran into Leo a crazy retired Belgium dude who was in his 70s and had been traveling as a cyclist on and off for the last decade all around the world. We exchanged some experiences over some lemonade a local restaurant owner had gifted us. For the rest of the day we would pass each other at different rest stops.
He had a camcorder he would whip out to film us riding by. After we cycled our way off of the main highway at La Pintada, we hit the off-road section and camped next to the Rio Arma. The hills were pretty tough coming up from the river valley and the road would keep alternating from paved to dirt and gravel. We made it to the town of Aguadas where we were recommended to camp on Monserrate, a hill that overlooks the town and the surrounding ridges and valleys.
The scenic backdrop to our campsite was a nice point of relaxation before the butt churning chafing that would ensue on the undulating roads ahead.
There was also a super adorable cat nearby, to Annina’s delight and Ernesto’s chagrin. The next day, as we chafed and churned towards Salamina, we stopped near a citrus tree on the side of the road that was brimming with fruit. Large oranges! Or so we thought. As soon as we bit into them our whole body twitched with goosebumps as the sour taste made itself known. Orange limes! We packed our bags with a handful for a future lemonade refreshment. As we were getting ready to leave a delivery truck driver pulled over and asked if we wanted a ride up the hill. Feeling tired and happy go lucky we took the ride. Diego, the driver, was the sweetest. After we got our bikes in the back he offered us some Corcho that looked like dog dookie but tasted great. It’s kind of like a homemade marshmallow; which he said was “good” for your health since it’s made from bone marrow. He gave us a ride up to Salamina and before we left he gave us his contact and invited us to come eat lunch at his house in Aranzazu the next day. We made our way to the homie spot with the bomberos and they let us take their energetic german shepherd for a walk around the town (or rather let it run around behind it trying to catch up).
We got caught in a torrential downpour while searching for WiFi, the thunder and lighting seemingly striking right above the rooftops. The next morning we made our way to Aranzazu where we met up with Diego and his family. They prepared us a hearty Colombian lunch (mainly meat). We talked with Juancho, their son, about his adventures hitchhiking around Colombia.
They recommended we go play music in the Central Park so we did. The local people were the most curious we had ever met and really receptive of our lil acrobatic musical routine as they crowded around us at the park. After chatting with the locals for a while we left for the sweet downhill and as the sun was setting we camped next to a restaurant by a river. We ran into a French couple early in the morning who were also traveling by bicycle. They had one of the lightest packing setups we’d seen and we bid them farewell as they headed in the direction we had just come from.
As we traversed the dipping hills and valleys we came across a group of guys loading horses into a trailer and as our custom we casually asked if they knew of any horses that had died recently as we were looking for a jaw bone for another instrument. They assured us of horse that had recently passed down a path on a nearby plot of land. So after walking down the trail a little bit we came across the remains of the horse. It looked like the horse had been deflated like a balloon on the grass. Only the hide and the bones remained with vulture feathers strewn about. The top part of the cranium was gone, maybe taken by a dog or some farmer, but sure enough there was a complete horse jaw still putrid with decaying flesh. So we took it with us and sanitized the shit out of it/ourselves after handling it and strapped it to our ever growing pile of stuff on the back of the bike.
After a day of cycling up, we made it to the big town of Manizales where the bomberos couldn’t host us but we stayed at a open air market under construction. After a brief pit stop in the city we made our way up some of the gnarliest stretch of roads we’ve been on. It was lots of pushing uphill over large rocks in the road. We chose this route because of its thermal waters. After biking into the night we got to sanctuary built for a scout troop that was crushed under a landslide in the mid 2000s. We slept next to the sanctuary and bathed in a shallow warm thermal pool. At 13,000 feet, the temperatures were pretty low in the night. The next day we continued our climb through the winding high altitude curves but, because of our haphazard planning, we were running low on food. Since we were in a super secluded area there weren’t any food stores. We stopped at the only store-ish thing in the area: a fancy, hot springs hotel. The food was so overpriced that we kept biking, bellies grumbling. A kilometer later we passed by a local finca (farm) and we asked the woman standing outside if we she had any food. Camila, the woman, welcomed us into her home and served us a delicious plate of rice, beans and potatoes with agua panela (a columbian drink staple of hot sugar cane). We played them some of our songs and her three kids enjoyed playing with our arts and crafts bag.
After a little while she said we should stay until the next day and hang out with them, so naturally we did. The kids enjoyed making art with our water colors and markers and we got to do some much needed laundry that dried almost immediately with the whipping winds. We set up our tent and the three brothers turned it into their little play fort for the day. The brothers were having such a blast inside the tent that they wanted sleep out there. The dad came home from work on a horse and greeted us like old friends. As soon as the sun went over the ridge the temperature dropped drastically and we all huddled in the wood fired kitchen for warmth. We collaborated on a dinner with them but they were very unused to our heavy use of spices as they mainly subsist off of rice and potatoes. So a few drops of what we considered weak hot sauce in our soup was enough for all of them to get majorly spiced out. We made up for it by making the last of our supply of popcorn which the kids devoured instantly as they stared off into the distance with an intensity in their eyes. We spent the night sharing a room with the family under what seemed a mountain of blankets. We awoke before the sunrise the next morning as the kids were getting ready to go to school. They were huddled naked with towels draped over them, shivering from their morning shower in the heat of the kitchen. We all ate breakfast together and then the dad had to go to work. The kids waited on the road for the transport to come pick them up from school. They were so excited to go to school! We got our bikes ready and eventually the kid’s school transport never came due to a mechanical issue with the car. Excitedly they asked us if we could take them on our bicycles but they didn’t even know where their school was exactly, so we sadly declined. We all went with Camila to bring the baby cows to feed with the mama cows and also get some milk for the house. After coming back from chasing cows around there was a truck delivering some wood and it looked like it was going to be able to give the kids a ride up to school. So we said our goodbyes and started back up the winding hills. We ran into a Dutch couple who were on a short cycling vacation through the mountains. They were doing one of the longer cycling climbs called Alto de Letras. We split ways with them as we were headed towards the volcano Nevado de Ruiz. The landscape quickly changed into the high altitude paramo with the endemic frailejones and barren grassland. After we rounded a few turns we caught sight of the majestic Nevado de Ruiz volcano.
Towering at over 17000 feet, it sits overlooking this rugged mountain landscape. We made a pit stop at an abandoned shack that made for some great views and continued down the unpaved trail.
In the 1970s this volcano erupted killing over 29,000 people in the surrounding area and, as such, it’s a natural beauty that is both respected and feared. As we passed through the areas where previously lava had flown like a river, we found out from a motorcyclist that there was a moderate warning on the volcano so most people couldn’t summit because the volcano was releasing warning signs of burps of gas and smoke. The landscapes from this point on were some of our favorite so far.
From red rivers and canyons to multi colored lagoons, our descent from the mountains was a bumpy ride filled with great scenery. Before getting to the real descent we stopped by a cabin on the road to see if there was any food we could eat for lunch. The man who was the caretaker there only sold snacks so we loaded up on a variety of nuts and chips to hold us over for the rest of the ride; yet, as we were about to leave he gifted us a couple of pounds of potatoes, pasta, and a small brick of panela. We were so grateful for his gifts and also this meant we had to carry the extra weight on this downhill. From that point on the road was definitely rough. The rocks in our path were so sporadic and big that it took a lot of maneuvering and slow going patience.
Eventually we came out the other side totally exhausted in the cute little town of Murillo. The colorful wood paneling of the houses endemic to the colder climate small towns was so well represented here.
We asked near the edge of town if it was alright to camp and we were welcomed into the house of a couple of empty nest grandparents. They brought us in like family and we stayed in one of their old children’s rooms. We talked into the night about how they used to live in the countryside of the volcano, farming potatoes in a time before there were any of the roads there are today. The grandma told us of how they evacuated when the volcano erupted and how she is no longer afraid for she’s lived a full life. We woke up to eat breakfast with them and, after playing them some songs, we made our way out of the cold climate for a while. On our misty descent from Murillo we ran into Ian the crazy Irish vegan cyclist we had met in Costa Rica. Ian was one of the more hardcore bike packers we’d met and he was on the search for crazier routes and more mountains.
We chatted a bit about our routes and about cycling in general and then split ways. We went way way down coasting on these paved roads (9,000 feet exactly) till the cold became a dry, enveloping, sweaty heat. We reunited with the Rio Magdalena once again and would follow its curving flow all the way to the jungle and into Ecuador. But first, we needed to cross it so we camped next to a restaurant at the docks where the small canoes that give passage to the other banks take off. In the morning we loaded our bikes into the canoe and quickly made our way to the main highway on the other side. We biked in what seemed a relentless heat for what seemed like an eternal hell of a few days.
In that span we camped with a family that lived in between farmland and an irrigation ditch and also our trusty homies the bomberos that let us camp in their patio filled with very vocal roosters and a firefighter who gave us detailed instructions on how to make cocaine. After detouring off the highway, cactus became more prominent and the shade less. We had found ourselves on the dusty path to the Tatacoa Desert.
We arrived late into the desert valley and found a camp site next to some houses. The stars shone bright for a brief moment before the full moon peaked out over the horizon like a soft yellow lamp lighting the desert floor. The next morning as the sun rose so did the temperature and we soon packed up our tents to go explore the desert structures. A pair of Polish cyclist passed by where we had setup and we chatted briefly about their South American journey they had been traveling about the same amount of time as us but just through South America and they recommended a Warm Showers host in Neiva so we took note of that. We walked around the labyrinthine structures caused by the rain eroding the land. This area is renown for its archaeological importance and a lot of key fossil findings have been made in the Tatacoa.
After exploring the maze-like canyons, we went back into the nearby town to briefly get in contact with this previously talked about warm showers host and to contact people. We rode for the next day and arrived in the city of Neiva, not knowing if we had a place to stay. We bounced around looking for a place to connect to WiFi in the center of downtown and just as we were about to go into a cafe, looking for a connection, this guy walks up to us and says, “Hey are you Ernesto & Annnina? I’m Jerson from warm showers I got your message earlier!” Weird synchronicity moment. He said he wasn’t sure he could host us because another couple was already staying at his house but he called his mom and she was like “of course bring them over.”. So we went over to his house and all crammed in there with multiple bicycles and motorcycles over lapping in the living room and bed rooms. We met the couple from Belgium, Margarita and Thibaud, who had been coming from Quito, Ecuador and we’re heading for the coast. Margarita got sick that first night from something she ate and they left early the next morning to find a place to recuperate with A/C. We stayed for a few days relaxing with the family and really got close with Monika the mother of the house. She really likes dancing and cooking for her guests. We also like dancing and eating lots of food so it was perfect. After a nice rest from days on end of biking we continued the sweaty route south and west. On the route we decided to try hitchhiking.
We had a few failed attempts at catching rides so, after camping in a sports complex under construction and in a playground that had a lot of creative art and repurposed material, we biked to the town of Pitalito where we stayed at a fire station that was lined with trees of Pomo fruit. We took an all day winding bus from Pitalito down to La Hormiga to get closer to the border of Ecuador. Slightly motion sick and with headaches, we arrived in the town and slept in the bomberos garage. We got caught in a heavy rainstorm at night that was so loud, we had to cover our ears for some time before going to sleep. The next day under a light drizzle we crossed over into Ecuador! In this Amazonian jungle terrain we came across a lot of oil extraction and refinery plants. The escape fume towers burning in the jungle made a wild looking juxtaposition. At the border crossing we also learned we could get the yellow fever vaccine for free from the local health centers. After trying around at a few clinics we found one we could get it at in the town of Nueva Loja. We waited in line with a lot of mothers and baby’s as we listened to a lot of crying behind doors. After a short ride to the town of Sacha ñ, we stayed with a friendly bunch of bomberos that offered us lots of fruits from their fincas. Ernesto also played alongside them on their fútbol team against the local doctors. The game was very one sided and the bomberos needed a lot of practice, mainly on teamwork which is quite ironic. The final score was something like 8-2; doctors winning. We rode back in one of the fire pick up trucks and made some popcorn and performed for them. The captain really got a kick out of the quijada and was always scratching along or fiddling on our ukulele. We departed around noon time because one of the bomberos showed us around his family’s farm and we tried some new fruits. On the way back from the farm we helped a little boy and his mom get to the health clinic because he got nicked with a machete in the head while play sword fighting. The cut wasn’t bad but the kid was freaked out by the sight of his own blood and puked a few times. We made our way to the town known as El Coca where we had decided we would embark on our river journey through the jungle to cross into Peru. We went to the docks and asked about prices and after finding the boat we wanted to take they told us we had to load the bikes the night before because they were going on a separate cargo boat. This journey requires taking two different boats over a span of more than a week and crossing the Rio Napo from Ecuador into Peru and then eventually joining with the Amazon river! Before we left we had to go to the immigration office and officially exit Ecuador even though we would still be in the country for two days. We prepared by buying some dry food staples the night before and ran into a fellow traveler at the bombero station we stayed at who had a mobile diy trash drum set he used for busking. The boat we took in the morning was an all day affair only stopping for a quick lunch break around the half way point. Once we arrived at the small river village near the border of Nueva Rocafuerte we camped in a palapa (palm thatch structure) next to a building under construction that had access to free public bathrooms and showers. We chatted with a guy from New Zealand, Simon, who was traveling back to Iquitos to an ayahuasca retreat center. It seemed he somehow always excitedly brought the conversation back to talking about ceremonies and his shamanic medicinal experiences. After a night of torrential downpour, where the roof held up pretty nicely and we only had to shift our tent slightly from runoff, we were ready to crossover into Peru on our second day of boat travel. We had to wait for the cargo boat to arrive to transfer our bicycles into the boat. Once we secured them onto the front deck we were off and in what seemed a relatively short time we crossed into Peru and into our next stop of Cabo Pantoja. This is where we would be taking the large cargo style boat into the jungle city of Iquitos. The boat was already docked and we went up to talk to the captain he told us we could bring our stuff on board and could sleep on the boat till we shipped off in two days. So we gladly accepted brought our bicycles on board and all our stuff and then found out there was another similar boat leaving that same day, but after asking around most people recommended we stay with the boat we had already chosen because they were more official and more comfortable so we took their advice. We also had to go find the immigration office and officially enter the country of Peru. After getting settled and getting our passports stamped we hung out with our New Zealand homie and a new homie from Chile just having casual conversations. They were both leaving on the faster speedboat the next day, they would arrive in Iquitos in two days. We also met our traveling comrades a couple from Spain and Germany, Alfredo and Elke who were traveling on the so called “slow” boat with us to Iquitos. Our last day on land was spent walking around the small town, climbing a water tower and recording songs with the reverberating acoustics, and picking cacao fruit from forgotten trees.
We left early morning on a Tuesday and the bugs were killer right at sunrise. Slow going and true to its namesake the “slow” boat makes plenty of stops in all the small villages along the river. The boat stopped many times to pick up literal tons of plantains and other fruits, as well as animals ranging from ducks and chickens to large jungle rodents and river turtles, pigs and cows.
They also get a lot of random bush meat which they toss into larger barrels after heavily salting it. Along with the cargo that is loaded at every stop more people get on to the boat. Everyone sleeps in hammocks but since we don’t have any with us we we’re on the ground.
We had to defend our territory because after most of the space was claimed, people were starting to set up their hammocks on top of us so we set up our tent to mark our spot. Also the cargo boat acts like a roving market. Lots of people come to check out new boat engines or chainsaws they have on display from the city. They also have coolers which they sell cold drinks and icy pops from which are the biggest sellers. A bonus is we kept our water in the cooler to keep us cool in the heat of the day. Also somehow children always gravitate towards us and so we offer them painting time or play simple acro games with them.
This is sure to be a boat ride that we are not to going to forget easily as it is equal part adventure and traumatic experience. The highlight of the show was when a cow on the cargo ship, after standing in the heat for days, released a spew of projectile diarrhea all over the boat. But we had made it to the city of Iquitos with its trash laden shores and congested streets in the middle of the Amazon. After 4 days on the river we felt pretty horrible. A mixture of headache with body ache and just general off-ness from sleeping on a dirty floor next to a half-eaten armadillo carcass.
So we searched for a place to stay. The bomberos said we had to come back at night so we checked in to a place and promptly showered and passed out. The city feels like a dirty tourist trap so we quickly fled after only a day there. While there we walking around the market, ate tree grubs and checked out their medicinal plants. From there we biked for two days down the only road that connects Iquitos to the town of Nauta where we could take the last leg of river boat to get to roads again in Yurimagas. We’re now back on land ready to climb mountains and sweat the uphills. Have you tried any new foods recently? Witnessed anything that was disgusting?
Sending sweet sticky fruity kisses and hugs
Annina & Ernesto